Funny Jokes

Joke 0

Who is Elder?
Once two women got on a bus, coincidentally, only one seat was vacant. They both quarrelled with each other to sit. The ticket collector said, there was no point in fighting, "The eldest of you should sit on this seat". Hearing this, both fell silent, and started to say other, "Sit down, please". The seat remained vacant and they both made the journey while standing. Guess who is elder...

 Joke 1

Teacher: The full word of Maths is Mathematics. Mathematics is derived from the Greek word Mathema that means "knowledge, study, and learning". It is the study of topics such as structure, quantity, space, and change.

Student: I disagree with you, it means Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
Teacher: Who told you?

Student: My personal experience. I feel a headache when I have to solve any kind of Maths. What will happen to those who deal with it for 24 hours? Mentally they are affected and harass their students.

The teacher smiled and explained, Maths deals nothing with harassment....

Joke 2

Some foolish people dug a pit for some purpose. After digging the pit, they ٓturned to a huge mound of mud lying beside them on the ground. They thought about how they can get rid of it? They dug another pit for this heap and dumped it in the second pit. But they saw another heap of mud, after doing so four or five times, they said, "We can't get rid of this heap unless we dump it in the first pit, so they fill the first pit." Today we did really very hard and struggle the whole day. We are great hard workers!

Joke 3

Once a Pakistani, an American and a Japanese were travelling together. Everyone started bragging. The American said that we have progressed so much that we fly as high as the sun. The Pakistani asked what? Really as high as the sun! American said, a little down.
Then the Japanese said, "We sail in the bottom of the deepest sea." Pakistani asked what? Really, exact in the bottom. The Japanese spoke a little higher.
Then the Pakistani said we eat by the nose. They both spoke what? Really, you eat with the nose. Pakistani said a little down.  

Joke 4

An American surgeon once visited Pakistan. There he passed by a stall at Empress Market. His guide showed him a book. The surgeon asked him what was special about it. The guide translated it as a book was; Become the specialist (doctor in all fields) within 30 days. Listening to this, the surgeon had a heart attack.

Joke 5

Here, too, I want to share a stingy joke. A stingy man once brought a can of butter. He and his children used to rub bread on top of this box, after which he would put the box in the cupboard. One day he had gone somewhere. His children rubbed the bread with the cupboard. When he arrived, he asked how they had eaten bread. The children said, "We ate by rubbing the cupboard.

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